Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of the Absurd! We've got some pressing business to discuss.
In our ongoing efforts to revolutionize the culinary arts, we've made a groundbreaking discovery: the art of bread alchemy. By harnessing the raw power of flour, yeast, and utter despair, we've successfully transmogrified a plain loaf of bread into a sentient being with a penchant for complaining about the meaninglessness of existence.
Meet our latest creation, Balthazar, the bread with an existential crisis!
Learn more about Balthazar's struggles with the void
But that's not all! Our research also suggests that the key to true transmogrification lies not in the ingredients, but in the sheer audacity of our imagination.
Get the recipe for Transmogrification Through Negation
Stay tuned for further updates on our research and development in the field of bread alchemy. And remember, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is not 42, but actually 4.2... or is it?
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